Dear Period,
I hate you so much. I understand as a female that it is some sort of duty to procreate and what not, and to do so I would have to go through this natural monthly process to cleanse my reproductive system since it goes hand in hand with procreation somehow.
Since I'm the age of 23 and barely figuring out how my body responds to you, I thought I hated you before during high school but even now I hate you. . . maybe it's the lack of hormones talking.
Before my period starts I get into this cleaning frenzy and I get sleepy a lot. Then I started to notice more snacking and my appetite draws to high fat and sugar content. Oh and I tend to eat carbohydrates like a college student. I am bloating up the wahzoo and it doesn't do me any good when I've been finally excited about my figure and you come in bloating me up and making me look like I never lost the weight. How dare you! Also you make me curl up in a fetal position because you sent me cramps on top of it all. You always get me every time, I think I'm having a minor tummy ache and next thing you know blood is coming out of me and cramps are striking me left and right, OUT OF NOWHERE!
Even though you cause me great discomfort at times there are some perks. . . I get taken care of, and my cravings are satisfied. It also lets me know I'm not pregnant and that is the biggest perk of all because I am not ready to have a child. . . yet. Maybe 4-5 years from now. Period, sometimes I wish I was a guy but when I look down at my boobs I reflect and think that enduring 3 days of cramps and blood loss every 30 days is not as bad. Having you visit every month is a pain in the ass but we have this weird love/hate relationship and as a female I need to uphold what mother nature has given to me, and that's you. . . .unfortunately. Until next month.
Love,
Jazzmin
I hate you so much. I understand as a female that it is some sort of duty to procreate and what not, and to do so I would have to go through this natural monthly process to cleanse my reproductive system since it goes hand in hand with procreation somehow.
Since I'm the age of 23 and barely figuring out how my body responds to you, I thought I hated you before during high school but even now I hate you. . . maybe it's the lack of hormones talking.
Before my period starts I get into this cleaning frenzy and I get sleepy a lot. Then I started to notice more snacking and my appetite draws to high fat and sugar content. Oh and I tend to eat carbohydrates like a college student. I am bloating up the wahzoo and it doesn't do me any good when I've been finally excited about my figure and you come in bloating me up and making me look like I never lost the weight. How dare you! Also you make me curl up in a fetal position because you sent me cramps on top of it all. You always get me every time, I think I'm having a minor tummy ache and next thing you know blood is coming out of me and cramps are striking me left and right, OUT OF NOWHERE!
Even though you cause me great discomfort at times there are some perks. . . I get taken care of, and my cravings are satisfied. It also lets me know I'm not pregnant and that is the biggest perk of all because I am not ready to have a child. . . yet. Maybe 4-5 years from now. Period, sometimes I wish I was a guy but when I look down at my boobs I reflect and think that enduring 3 days of cramps and blood loss every 30 days is not as bad. Having you visit every month is a pain in the ass but we have this weird love/hate relationship and as a female I need to uphold what mother nature has given to me, and that's you. . . .unfortunately. Until next month.
Love,
Jazzmin
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